Last night Detlef and I went over to Ingo’s and ate homemade pizzas and killed 4 bottles of wine and a half bottle of grappa. I’m not really sure what grappa is made out of but it tastes like paint thinner.

We were going to go out after we ate and tear it up somewhere but Bier auf Wein, lass das sein. So we ended up staying at Ingo’s and playing cards. I don’t remember what it was called that we were playing but it was difficult to learn after the 3rd bottle. Did you know that in Germany card decks don’t have cards 2 through 6? I’m not a big card player so I had no idea. It explains why I kept loosing. I was trying to pick up sixes or fives and I was wondering where the hell they all were. M said that a 52 card deck is only used in Canasta.

So in Germany they don’t play with a full deck.

This explains a lot.

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First Lüneburg, then the world!!

dit dit dit dit…Just in from Lüneburg….dit dit dit….

    Teachers mistakenly eat ‘space cake’. 13/02/2004. ABC News Online

    Ten German school teachers were taken to hospital after eating part of a chocolate cake left as an anonymous gift that turned out to be baked with marijuana, a city spokesman said.

    The teachers in the northern city of Lueneburg complained of jitters, nausea and hallucinations after consuming part of the ‘space cake’ and were treated and released late on Wednesday.

    A laboratory test conducted by police on the pastry showed it contained cannabis.

    The school staff was not suspicious about the cake because of an ongoing fundraising project in which students sell homemade baked goods to benefit victims of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster.

    Police said they were investigating on charges of grievous bodily harm and drug possession and looking for anyone seen leaving the teachers lounge at the time in question.”

Rumor on the street is that some teachers that were affected didn’t feel that going to the hospital was all that necessary. Others were out “sick” for a few days. If I was a student I would definitely now know who the cool teachers are.


Do they really need to call in the Polizei and get the stuff tested? Next time save the taxpayers some money and call me. I’ll do it for free.

Ahem, Ahem!

For the past few months I have had to constantly clear my throat. Sometimes it feels like I have a huge ball of phlegm in the back of my throat. Anyway I went to a doctor, who sent me to a specialist because she thought it might me nodes on my vocal cords. That would totally suck because I would not be able to sing for a while…and I got a studio gig coming up….


The specialist says it is not nodes (whew!) but I must be allergic to something. So we did this allergy test which basically says I am allergic to…Everything! I already knew this. Cats, dogs, hay, rye. Take a heavy object and throw it out the window. Whatever it hits I am probably allergic to.

So it’s not nodes but we don’t know what it is. Ahem, Ahem!

Just got back from Berlin where M and I went to see the Ronkalli Circus with musical guest stars….

The Kelly Family.

It was very entertaining. They did a good job.

Today we went to the Berlin Film Museum. It focused mainly on the advent of the German film industry before WWI and moved up to the present. It also had a small exhibit from Ray Harryhausen, the stop-motion animator of such kick ass sci-fi classics like “Jason and the Argonauts” and “Clash of the Titans”. One of the coolest things in the exhibit was Luke Skywalkers light saber from Return of the Jedi.

Suh-weet.

This week the Berlinale is going on. It is the huge German film fest kinda like Cannes. There were supposedly a lot of famous hollywood actors like Jack Nicholson and Charlize Theron walking around but I didn’t see them, because they didn’t call so we didn’t get to hang out.

By The Way: The new album from AIR, Talkie Walkie, is really good. It is my current favorite.

Those who were not shocked and outraged by the public display of boobage at last weekends Superbowl halftime show can just ignore this post or just read along for amusement.

UPDATE! This post is for you Terri Carlin of Knoxville, Tennessee.

Sometimes I wish I was back in the US just so I could distribute some well-deserved slaps to all the fucking knuckle-heads over there who are flipping the fuck out about Janet (Miss Jackson if you’re nasty) Jackson’s breast. To all of you I would like to say:

So. Fucking. What.

It’s a breast. 50% of the population has them in the same mammarial capacity as Miss Janet (I’m nasty). Most of us have spent the first few months of our lives suckling on them.

“Yeah, but they supposedly staged it and they should have known better.”

To which I reiterate:

So. Fucking. What.

“She should apologize immediately! I’m outraged!”

She and Timberlake did, unfortunately. They should have told everyone to go fuck off.

“But a child could have seen that and been traumatized. Won’t somebody think of the children? Oh the Humanity!”

You know what? If you have a child that has any sort of access to the Internet there is a 90% chance he or she has seen way more interesting things than Janet’s breast.

Wanna know something else? The rest of the world is laughing at you.

“Hey Stefan, the Yankees are flipping out again over something stupid.”

“Ja, Hans. I know. It is as if America was founded by Puritans.”

“It was. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

“Ha ha ha hah ha ha ha ha ha!”

“And Rumsfeld called us ‘Old Europe’.”

I’m gonna do you all a favor. I’m going to help you all get it out of your system. Are you ready? Okay. Click on the picture of the tits below to see. Click on the evil fornication and unclean thoughts inducing bejeweled breast to make it go away. When you are done there we need to talk.

How was that? Need a cig you deviate? Did I corrupt your soul? Sorry about that.

You know what America should be flipping out about? How about a president and his chicken hawk buddies lying to the American public and the rest of the world about what a threat Iraq was to security and freedom. How about over 500 American soldiers and thousands of innocent Iraqis killed in the name of “Defending Our FreedomTM“. The Bush administration has the blood of these people all over their hands and people are flipping out about Miss Janet’s breast?

*sigh*