Those who were not shocked and outraged by the public display of boobage at last weekends Superbowl halftime show can just ignore this post or just read along for amusement.
UPDATE! This post is for you Terri Carlin of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Sometimes I wish I was back in the US just so I could distribute some well-deserved slaps to all the fucking knuckle-heads over there who are flipping the fuck out about Janet (Miss Jackson if you’re nasty) Jackson’s breast. To all of you I would like to say:
So. Fucking. What.
It’s a breast. 50% of the population has them in the same mammarial capacity as Miss Janet (I’m nasty). Most of us have spent the first few months of our lives suckling on them.
“Yeah, but they supposedly staged it and they should have known better.”
To which I reiterate:
So. Fucking. What.
“She should apologize immediately! I’m outraged!”
She and Timberlake did, unfortunately. They should have told everyone to go fuck off.
“But a child could have seen that and been traumatized. Won’t somebody think of the children? Oh the Humanity!”
You know what? If you have a child that has any sort of access to the Internet there is a 90% chance he or she has seen way more interesting things than Janet’s breast.
Wanna know something else? The rest of the world is laughing at you.
“Hey Stefan, the Yankees are flipping out again over something stupid.”
“Ja, Hans. I know. It is as if America was founded by Puritans.”
“It was. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
“Ha ha ha hah ha ha ha ha ha!”
“And Rumsfeld called us ‘Old Europe’.”
I’m gonna do you all a favor. I’m going to help you all get it out of your system. Are you ready? Okay. Click on the picture of the tits below to see. Click on the evil fornication and unclean thoughts inducing bejeweled breast to make it go away. When you are done there we need to talk.
How was that? Need a cig you deviate? Did I corrupt your soul? Sorry about that.
You know what America should be flipping out about? How about a president and his chicken hawk buddies lying to the American public and the rest of the world about what a threat Iraq was to security and freedom. How about over 500 American soldiers and thousands of innocent Iraqis killed in the name of “Defending Our FreedomTM“. The Bush administration has the blood of these people all over their hands and people are flipping out about Miss Janet’s breast?