Big Ass Hog

Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5, was hunting with father Mike Stone and two guides in east Alabama on May 3 when he bagged Hogzilla II. He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50- caliber revolver and chased it for three hours through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot.

Jeez, look at the picture of that hog! And he downed it with a fucking revolver and chased it through the woods. What a maniac.


Knut the Business-Bear

Knut may not be so cute anymore. But for a five month old baby polar bear, he is quickly turning out to be an accomplished businessman. His new product licensing campaign is rapidly gaining steam, meaning that the baby polar bear may end up being part of the Berlin zoo’s business plan for years to come.

I can’t wait until Knut decides to follow his natural instincts and he rips someone’s fucking arm off. It’s only a matter of time.