Congratulations to Barack Obama. I haven’t felt this happy in years. This is one of those days where you get a warm fuzzy feeling in your heart because you are American. I think it is called pride. Some people around these parts don’t get it, but this is an amazing moment in history. If you are like me, you shed a few tears today. You will probably tell your children about it someday. I wish I was in America today.
To those who didn’t vote for Obama, and are now scared/disappointed/angry/nauseous, I know how you feel. I felt like that for 8 long soul-crushing and embarrassing years. Don’t worry, it’ll get better.
Funny thing. These two men battle each other tooth and nail, only for the winner to be awarded with a bucket of shit, handed to them by the Bush Administration.
Now the really hard work begins.
Update: WTF California??? You are seriously harshing my buzz, brah.