Hallo Blahg Readers,
I haven’t updated in a while due to a few reasons:
- I don’t have to. Nobody’s forcing me to do this.
- I don’t have much of import to contribute to the blogosphere.
- I’m busy.
- All the really interesting stuff I could blog about, is much too salacious for such a wholesome family blog as this one. I don’t want to be responsible for corrupting your souls by subjecting you to all the Rock & Roll, hookers and blow, party party details going on in my life.