An ASS a day keeps the Thrombozytenaggregation at bay

Hmmm, you’d think they would have people who’d pick up on this sort of thing. You might logically deduce that Zur Thrombozytenaggregationshemmung meant roughly “A cat just walked across the keyboard” but it is just a fancy German word for blood-thinner. It is basically Chuck Norris roundhouse kick strength aspirin.