It’s the link that is sweeping the world!

Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | Now the Pentagon tells Bush: climate change will destroy us

  • Secret report warns of rioting and nuclear war

  • Britain will be ‘Siberian’ in less than 20 years

  • Threat to the world is greater than terrorism

Got no time to wonder why. Whoopee! We’re all gonna die!

I wonder if the secret report is real or if it is just a screenplay that got mixed up with W’s papers. If it’s a screenplay, the president is probably portrayed by Morgan Freeman.

It’s Karneval Time Again courtesy of the FAZ’s Living in Germany section.