Angered by his girlfriend’s smoking, a German man used a fire extinguisher to put out her cigarette. The apartment now looks like it snowed inside — and boyfriend was hauled downtown.
She was a feisty dame, but she burned a few too many bridges in Bielefeld and needed a place to lay low. I helped her out in exchange for, shall we say, companionship? I told her when she’s under my roof the only thing that smokes is the barrel of my .44.
I only tell someone once.