Up In Smoke!

Edinburg firefighters inhale too much pot smoke during blaze

Snider said the firefighters were exposed to so much marijuana smoke they would not be able to pass a drug test, despite the air packs they wore to prevent them from inhaling toxic or hazardous fumes.

In a related news story, Edinburg Fire Department officials have approved a proposal to send Jones, the new guy, down to 7-11 to get 3 bags of Sun-Chips, 2 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos, a can of Pringles and a 2-liter bottle of Moutain Dew. Jones was also authorized to get some slim-jims and a tub of Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough Ice Cream if they were available. Questioned about being selected for the task, Jones, 24, replied, “Dude, what?”