Don’t Trust Anyone Over Thirty

So the time has almost come. I will turn 30 on Sunday. In order to avoid a common North-German tradition that befalls unmarried men on their 30th birthday, M and I are driving to Copenhagen for an extended weekend. For those of you who are geographically challenged, Copenhagen is the capital of Denmark, the happiest place on Earth. The drive is about 4.5 hours both ways and includes a ferry ride. I am really looking forward to it. I’ll be sure to check out Freetown Chritiania. I have been in Germany for over 5 years and this will be the first time I have visited the closest foreign country. Unless you count Bavaria.

Posting has been minimal lately, and for good reason. There is a bit of a heat wave going on in Germany. As most houses in Germany do not have air conditioning, I have been avoiding unnecessary sources of heat. This includes turning on computers that quickly turn my room into a mini sauna. Instead I have been biding my time in outdoor shady Biergartens with friends and loved ones. And I am not gonna lie, I have been gawking at lots of hot chicks.

Here are 2 pictures I have been meaning to post. They both deal with graffiti.

This one is across the street from my building. It was obviously written by a supporter of Antifa. The message is somewhat contradictory. “Fuck Nazis!” but then “Kein Sex mit Nazis!” (No sex with Nazis!). I’m torn. Should I fuck them or not? Congratulations renegade graffiti artist. You are making me think.

This one was found on the wall of a beautiful old building in the Trastevere neighborhood in Rome. It adds such a needed touch to the building’s otherwise lacking architectural presentation. I am glad to see that the Azz Kickerz are reppin’ hard. We gotz da East Side on lockdown beeyatches! Uh, prego.

Are you still reading this drivel? Well, as a bonus for sticking around, here is a rough mix of a track I did this week. For now it is called “cool beat” because that is the smartest thing I could think of when I had to save it in a hurry. It was recorded and mixed in Live. Download it here (5.2 MB of high quality MP3 lovin’).

See you all on the other side of the dirty thirty.