I was just looking at what the most popular search terms are this week at the G to the Double O to the EL Ee and I decided to experiment with the Google search engines. It is blatant trickery I know, but I just wanted to see what effect, if any, it has on my site’s traffic. We’ll call it googlebait. As you can see, I’ve started with the title already but I’m gonna try to take it a little further.
So anyway I was having this crazy dream about Wendie Jo Sperber, who was in Bosom Buddies with Tom Hanks and she was telling me her cool idea about getting a face transplant. I was all like, yeah whatever, when suddenly Dita Von Teese walked in with some crips and started thugging it up crazy, shooting the place up like gangbusters and doing the crip walk. I said to my girl Charlize Theron, “Is it me or is Anna Benson totally hot?” Charlize said, “Oh Yeah, totally.” Suddenly the scenery and landscape changes and I’m alone with James Blunt and Cynthia Watros and they are wishing me a Happy Hanukkah and Happy Kwanzaa!!! I couldn’t take it anymore so I split to a club and ended up hanging out with John Lennon and Richard Pryor. They started exchanging crazy cocaine stories and started arguing about who was the biggest loser. We couldn’t decide so we called Reggie Bush in from next door to settle the argument. The scene changes again and Lennon and I are in the middle of Strawberry Fields tripping on some crazy acid. Lennon says to me,
“Did you see the new King Kong yet?”
“That the one with Naomi Watts?,” says I.
“Nah, I don’t know. I don’t want to ruin what memories I have left of the original”
“Look, all I’m saying, is give it a chance.”
This is just an experiment. If you land at this post while searching for something else, look around. Or split. I don’t care.