A joke I heard:

Marine One landed at the White House and President Bush gets out with a big pig cradled under each arm. The guard on duty remarks, “Those are some nice looking pigs you got there Mr. President.” The president proudly replies, “Aw thanks. These ain’t just any old pigs. These here are purebred East Texas razorbacks. I got ’em fur Cheney and Rumsfeld.” The guard snaps a quick salute and says, “Good trade sir.”

Ba-doom! Really folks, your too kind. I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.